“For the longest time, lying for me looked like just staying quiet. Telling the truth always puts you into trouble, so shut up, stay on the sidelines, don’t bring too much attention to yourself, and you shouldn’t be in trouble.”
Something New is Here
Welcome to the new Department of Imaginary Affairs website. We built it with care — and like all things worth building, it’s still a work in progress. We’re aware of some hiccups on mobile and are working to fix them. If you notice anything else that isn’t working the way it should, please tell us. We’d rather know.